GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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