Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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