No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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