hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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