Little spoons don't ask big questions
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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