I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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