Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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