Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
