I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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