I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you had me at cake vodka
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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