He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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