what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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