It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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