Porn is love you can see.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my being single is dangerous.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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