she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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