Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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