tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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