I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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