maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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