You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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