Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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