we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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