8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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