just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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