Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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