Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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