Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
People in love make me want to vomit
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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