yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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