with your own penis?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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