it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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