I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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