Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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