Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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