So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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