they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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