i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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