I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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