Nicole vs. Life
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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