very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
So many bounce houses so little time
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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