i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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