I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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