??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
porn star boner night. come get it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
