I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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