yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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