Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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