question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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