North Korea, Best Korea!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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