i permit you to call me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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