turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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