i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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