i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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