opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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