You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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