Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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