the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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