hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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