Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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