i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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